I'M A DOG
A DIRTY FLYING DOG
I DRINK CAMPAR1
WITH MARINATED WILD HOG
I'VE NO SENSE
I LICK ELECTRIC FENCE
I PUT BARBED WIRE IN IV1Y PANTS
AND DO A CELTIC DANCE
BUT WHEN I CAN
I AM A GIVING MAN
I'LL FLIP YOU OUT THE FIRE
AND BACK UP INTO THE FRYING PAN
AND IF YOU'RE DOWN LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DROWN OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS I'M THE ONE WHO S MOST APT TO STICK AROUND
I'M A DROWNING MAN
WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN
WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN
WHO WILL SAVE THIS
DIRTY DROWNING MAN
YOU'RE SO FINE
SO BRIGHT AND SHINEY FINE
AND I'M SO PROUD TO SAY
THAT YOU IN FACT ARE A FRIEND OF MINE
AND DOUBLY PLEASED
WITH CROOKED WOBBLY KNEES
I DIVE ON IN AND BACKSTROKE RIGHT
ACROSS THESE SEAS OF CHEESE
BUT ON THE TIMES
WHEN I'M NOT SUCH A GIVING MAN PLEASE FLIP ME OUT THE FIRE AND BACK UP INTO THE FRYING PAN
AND IF YOU'RE DOWN LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DROWN OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS I'M THE ONE WHO'S MOST APT TO STICK AROUND
I'M A DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS DROWNING MAN WHO WILL SAVE THIS OIRTY DROWNING MAN |