SUE JACK DANIELS
Last night I had a run-in with an old friend of mine Everything was cool everyone was feelin' fine oh yeah Then he up and hit me with the old dance floor Lawsuits pending won't be the same no more no
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for hittin' me With the thunk of a big old live oak tree He hurt me this mornin'with the bright sun light I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night
He pushed me into a thorny old bush Pulled about a hundred needles out of my tush Havin' so much fun with my buddies at the bar But it wasn't very funny when he made me wreck my car
Look in the mirror and what do I see Some dig old canker sore lookin' thing on me oh no I'm gonna sue and the lawyer says I'll win Gonna take that money and go do it all again oh year
Jack Daniels it's just me and you We're gonna have a duel High noon |