I looked in my mirror
What did you see lookin' at you?
I saw a nine stone weakling
What will you do?
Dynamic tension waiting for you?
Dynamic tension make a man out of you
I opened my magazine
What did you see?
I saw Mr. France
What did he have?
A girl on each shoulder
And one in his pants
Dynamic tension can do this for you
Dynamic tension makes a man out of
You you you you you
So our hero goes down to the beach
He's in real terrible shape
His chick's been seen with big Alex
That mother kicked sand in his face
Now let me tell you about Alex
He's got
Hands like hams
Knees like trees
200 lbs of surf board Hercules
Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
I lost my girl down by the beach
She's with Alex and she's out of reach
So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
I saw your body in an advert on T.V.
But what convinced me was your
Money back guarantee
Now I'm stronger than Alex
Where is he now?
He's left in disgrace
Oh yea?
Cos' I took back my girlfriend
Ha ha ha HA
And kicked sand in his face
...In his eyes
.......In his ears
...........In his nose
Dynamic tension waiting for you
Dynamic tension make a man out of you